Frances Has Issues

My name is Frances. I am an actor, a writer, a comic, and a dog owner. I live in Brooklyn, NY, and I have a lot of issues. Welcome to them.

An attendee at CPAC has this tragic and yet hilarious tattoo.
Get it you guys? She’s a maverick! A rebel! You can’t tell her what to do! She’ll juggle assault rifles while swilling down a bucket of corn syrup because she’s a goddamn American hero. YEAH! Take that common sense! USA! USA! USA!
I’m legit terrified right now you guys. This is the scariest gif I have ever seen. It’s like the power of the fan turns her into a microcephalic Gollum.
Nightmares. Never sleeping again.

Nightmares. Never sleeping again.

(Source: edithwithgooglyeyes)

This is now the greatest gif of all time.

This is now the greatest gif of all time.

(Source: buzzfeed)

Everything about this is perfect. Fuck you misogyny. Fuck you right in the face.

(Source: oh-whiskers, via inothernews)

How many parents will now look at a Christmas tree, knowing their child will not be there on Christmas morning to open the presents lovingly purchased and wrapped and hidden?

wilwheaton:

All I can think right now is how many moms have Christmas present hidden all over their house and were told this morning that their child is dead. How many of them will now look at a Christmas tree, knowing their child will not be there on Christmas morning to open the presents lovingly purchased and wrapped and hidden? How many of these parents struggled for years to get pregnant, and now their kid, because of some lunatic with an easily accessible gun, is dead? How many grandparents who waited for 30 years to have a grandchild, have plane tickets booked for the Holidays, and now need to change those plans and come up earlier to bury their grandchild.

And then the residual trauma. How many of these families will survive? How many of them will be driven to divorce by the trauma. How many of the siblings will never, ever be the same? I talked to my mom on the phone, and she is just inconsolable and simply can not watch the coverage. She’s worried the parents will kill themselves. This shooter and his easily accessed guns did not just kill 27 people. He ruined thousands of lives. And let’s not forget about the first responders. I don’t care how tough of a cop or a fireman you are, you will never be the same. We’ll have dozens of people with PTSD, leading to alcoholism and drug abuse and family problems.

It’s just so god damned awful, it is hard to comprehend. Yet the same fucking assholes who enable this kind of stuff are now going to tell us all that now is not the time to talk about gun control (lest we “politicize it”) and that we need more guns to keep this from happening again.

This.

Ok, but does the black wolf have to be the bad wolf?

(Source: zenpencils.com, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Ralph Gilles is the Senior Vice President of Design at Chrysler. Preach it brother.

Let’s all look on the bright side. At least this happened.

(via joetheblogger)